NEVER MESS WITH AN ELDERLY MAN

 NEVER MESS WITH AN ELDERLY MAN

There was a lot of talk in the city about the wealth of an elderly man. When this news reached the Income Tax Department, the auditor of the department called the old man to his office for investigation.

     On the appointed date, the elderly man reached the Income Tax office with great confidence along with his lawyer. The auditor of the Income Tax Department said to the elderly man, "Sir, you do not do any full time work, yet you live such a luxurious life! You say that you earn all this money by gambling and winning bets. But The Income Tax Department does not believe what you say.

       The old man said that I am very good at winning the bets and I can prove it. If you want, I can show you practically right here. The auditor thought for a while and said, "Okay, show me."

             The old man made his first move and said to the auditor, "I bet you fifty thousand rupees that I can cut out one of my eyes with my teeth."

         Hearing the old man's words, the auditor was shocked that how is this possible? It is absolutely impossible to cut out an eye with a tooth, thinking this he happily agreed to the bet with great confidence. He could see fifty thousand rupees coming into his pocket.

     The old man took out his glass eye and cut it out. Seeing this, the auditor's mouth fell open. He could not believe that he had lost the bet. He felt a little sad. But then the old man gave him another chance and said, "I bet you one lakh rupees that I can cut out my other eye also."😊

      It was clear to the auditor that the old man was not blind and his other eye was real. He was sure that the old man could not do this. With this confidence and with the fifty thousand he had lost, he agreed to bet again in the hope of winning fifty thousand.

         The old man took out his false teeth and cut out his other eye with them. The auditor was stunned. 😱 If you cut him, there will be no blood. He was feeling both angry at himself and also pity that how an old man had fooled him and won such a huge amount of money. He couldn't do anything because the old man had the lawyer who accompanied the old man was a witness to all these incidents.

      The auditor is now worried about how to get his money back? Then the old man said, "If you want, you can win double the amount you lost by placing one more bet."

       The auditor saw a hope of getting his money back. He said, "Okay, first tell me the condition."🤔

       The old man made a bet and said that I can bet you three lakh rupees that I can stand on top of your desk and urinate in the dustbin kept far away and not even a drop will fall on the ground outside the dustbin.

        The situation of the auditor was like that of burning milk and not  drinking even buttermilk. He had lost the bet twice, so he thought carefully about what trick could be there?🤔

He looked at the distance of the dustbin from his desk. After seeing and understanding everything, he was firmly convinced that it was beyond the power of even a young person to do this, then how would an elderly person at this age be able to do this?🥹

     This time he was confident of his victory, so he once again agreed to the old man's condition.

      The old man opened the zip of his pants and started urinating. But what is this? Contrary to what the old man said, all his urine was falling on the auditor's desk.

     Seeing the old man losing the bet and getting double the money, the auditor was jumping in his heart with joy. He was also proud of himself as he had finally defeated the cunning old man. The auditor was thinking in his mind what he would do with the money won in the bet, when suddenly the lawyer of the old man started crying loudly.

Now the auditor was very surprised. He asked the lawyer, "What happened? Are you okay?"🤔

The lawyer said while crying, "I have been robbed and ruined."😭

The auditor said, "Brother, I have won the bet, this old man has lost, how come you are ruined by this?"🤔

      The lawyer said, "This morning this elderly man came to me and said that the Income Tax Department has sent him a notice for audit. He requested me to accompany him. Although I do not come with him, but he asked me to pay Rs. 5 lakhs. I made a bet of money that after going to the office, he will urinate standing on the auditor's table and the auditor will be very happy about this.

       I thought that people urinate in their pants in front of the Income Tax Officer, they will urinate while standing on the officer's desk and the officer will be happy instead of being angry, how can this be so, I am happily here for the greed of 5 lakhs. Came here.🤯

   Now the auditor and the lawyer were upset and the old man was happy. The auditor did not understand whether he won or lost.

The essence of the story is, friends, never mess with elders, do not challenge their experience, do not doubt their understanding! Not all elders are cranky. They are really very experienced. If you mess with them, you will have to give and take like this, so be careful! Respect elders. They may be a little less than you in terms of degree and bookish knowledge, but in terms of cultural knowledge, wisdom and experience, they will always prove to be twenty times more than you. There is a saying in my side that if a rotting roast is rotted even then it is worth fifty lakhs.